The Albatross is most unfair,
He hurts you more than you can bear.
He does you really serious harm,
When he can get you on the arm.
And if he gets you on the hand,
It's simply more than you can stand.
If from his beak you get a poke,
You'll find it goes beyond a joke.
And if he hits you with his wing,
It is a very serious thing.
He is a nasty, dangerous brute,
He mostly gets you on the foot.
(This original accompanying poem, pertaining to the image, will be included with your print. Firstly, a copy neatly pasted to the rear of the backing board, and a copy as a separate sheet for your reference.)
